So this is the start of what I hope to be a series on the various ways in which I am personally preparing for my inevitable appearance on television's finest program - American Gladiators.
Monday, 3/24/08
- Ate everything bagel for breakfast to prepare for myriad challenges of The Eliminator
- Biked 5 minutes to work to build up leg strength for Gauntlet
- Clicked around internet for several hours to build up finger strength for Power Ball
- Ate 3 soft pretzels with cheese for lunch to study twisted shape for tips on agility (useful in Earthquake)
- Shot little kids outside my office with Nerf guns to prepare for Assault
- Rode home with my hands to prepare for Hand Bike on The Eliminator
- Climbed into my apartment through the window to get ready for Wall
- Drank myself to sleep because Daddy doesn't love me. That wasn't to prepare it's just true.
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Oddly, my regime is quite similar. Minus the 5 minutes of biking.
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